![]() ( ** A great value at only $169, with many popular titles such as Crush©, Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops© and God of War: Chains of Prometheus, Coming Soon!)įrankly, I am baffled by the audience for this game. ( * German for “delighting in the torment of others” or possibly, “a warm breeze”.) ![]() In that way, I could play the game and simultaneously project my consciousness to the astral plane, where I keep my PSP© **. Having been forced to play Catz 5 by myself, I couldn’t take solace in even a measure of schadenfreude *, and the only thing that kept me going was an equine dose of feline tranquilizer. I had to go on a frenzied spree of rape to shake the PTSD) ( ** do not ever, under any circumstances, EVER play this game. The same love and ingredients go in our Merlot. ( * We make an amazing house balsamic vinaigrette, with aged Romano cheese and several varieties of Andean tomatoes. We all had a laugh at Casa de Zero * when I loaded up “ Drake of the 99 Dragons“ ** in my living room and people took turns cutting themselves as they watched me play. My name? In fact it is Chris Hansen”Īnd, being something of a masochist, I usually enjoy terrible games. “Even Seacrest lasted longer, and he’s gay. ![]() I never thought that the word “ Catz” could inspire the same kind of stomach churning dread usually reserved for hearing: Tldr version: Respeck to GameTap ( fist pound). Obviously the game is for kids and the occasional demented 35-year-old woman, but as you’ll see, I don’t think it’s really for them either. So I don’t want the following invective coming off as a stain on the great service - to which I have a years subscription and plan on renewing, barring a lifetime ban after Jared reads this article. There are over 1,000 games on the service and they cater to literally every genre. DISCLAIMER©: I want to preface this review by saying I am a huge advocate of GameTap.
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